onyx
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Post by onyx on Dec 15, 2010 8:41:06 GMT -5
I'll start with this: Don't go to t7 or t3 nowadays! Monkeys steal your bananas and Nutcrackers crack your nuts! * no offense lol.
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onyx
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Post by onyx on Dec 15, 2010 9:21:45 GMT -5
Why does a flamingo only lifts up one leg to stand?
Ans :cuz if it raises both legs, it'll fall!
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Post by moronsnail the slug king on Dec 15, 2010 9:36:27 GMT -5
MORON JOKES:
first wave:
A barber can't tell clients that they are human sloths.
second wave:
You'd feel like a moron if you got to Hell, and it was exactly what everyone says it is.
third wave:
Two morons sit on a rock.
One moron fell off.
Why didn't the other one fall off?
He was a little "more on."
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Post by reynalyn on Dec 16, 2010 22:12:40 GMT -5
joke:
question: "what is the tallest tree on earth?
answer: "san-tall"
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onyx
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Post by onyx on Dec 19, 2010 8:45:45 GMT -5
You'll know that you don't love your boyfriend when your best friend steals him and you say " what does she see in him?" xD
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Post by Sir Dahneh on Dec 21, 2010 4:01:51 GMT -5
Are yo mama jokes allowed here?
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Post by romtu on Dec 21, 2010 8:00:41 GMT -5
Well, that depends on the content. Obviously anything dirty or any bad language isn't allowed, but otherwise you're free to post whatever.
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Post by Sir Dahneh on Dec 23, 2010 23:13:57 GMT -5
Yo mama so fat when she went to t4 she was mistaken for a new island.
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coolliam
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Post by coolliam on Dec 30, 2010 11:06:56 GMT -5
Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here is the story of one frog and his discussing with his psychic.
A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."
The frog says, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?"
"No," says the psychic. "Next semester in her biology class."
get it? she will cut the frog and want to know what there is inside him XD
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Post by johann2010 on Dec 31, 2010 0:25:24 GMT -5
There is a prince will save a princess BUT there are 4 doors and have traps ..What do you think will the prince go in??
Door 1 -So hot Door 2-A big bad dog Door 3-Gusty Sand Door 4-A scary witch
Take all the last words and pronounce it and what the prince will make to feel him strong!
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Blahlala
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Post by Blahlala on Dec 31, 2010 1:53:45 GMT -5
Yo mama so ugly that when she went to T2, she stoned the Basilisk... o.o
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Post by Sir Dahneh on Dec 31, 2010 3:41:17 GMT -5
Yo mama so ugly, when she entered the "PG's next top monster" contest, they said: Sorry, but we don't accept monsters.
Get it? She was considered a monster, not a NEXT MONSTER. ^^
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Post by battlemine69 on Dec 31, 2010 16:39:43 GMT -5
There were 3 guys who bought 3 toliets
1 toliet was a squeaky toliet 1 was a wooden toliet 1 was a singing toliet
the first man returned his toliet because it kept squeaking the second man returned his because he kept gettin Splinters in his but O.o the thrid mad returned his because it kept singing Do you se what i see
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Blahlala
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Post by Blahlala on Jan 1, 2011 2:02:56 GMT -5
Ok blah's "punny" country name jokes. Hehe... (lame)
1. What motor oil does Europe use?? •GREASE. (Greece)
2. What ancient civilization got lost? •THE ROAMINS!! (Romans)
3. What country uses counting method with intervals of 5? •I-TALLY!! (Italy)
4. What country likes Estee Lauder (cosmetics company)? •JA-MAKEUP!! (Jamaica)
5. What country is formal in clothes-wise? •TIE-ON!! (Taiwan)
Okk that's it for now (I made up the last 3 just now o.o)
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coolliam
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Post by coolliam on Jan 1, 2011 10:27:30 GMT -5
Yo momma so ugly that when she when to a top monster competition they said: sorry no profesionals
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