Jokes, Fun and Laughter :D

[onyx]

Mum: Hey onyx! What happened to my jar of cookies!? There is only one cookie left!
Onyx: Wha? But i didn't touch one!
Mum: Then how do u explain this cookie being the last one? You were the only one who was at home all day!
Onyx: That's the one I didn't touch!

[johann2010]

Boy: Hello
Girl:Hello
Gay:Hi
Boy:WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE GAY!!!
Girl:WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE GAY!!!
Gay:Im looking for someone like a gay!!
Boy:THERES NO ONE GAY LIKE YOU!
Girl:THERES NO ONE GAY LIKE YOU!
Gay: ****... I MEAN SOMEONE IS SMILING ALWAYS!!!